The Factory Floor has long stood for quality and reliability. But more than that, The Factory Floor stands for you. Whether you're out for a quick play through the back nine or questioning how to claim your lemur as a dependent, the fine folks who work here have you in mind. They've been there. They know what it's like to seriously question how to get rid of the upstairs neighbor without leaving any clues and set fire to all his Danzig albums, the ones he so fondly plays at full volume. I mean, really, what's so great about Danzig? Hi, 1988. How's your manic depression? Sheesh.
So, have a look around. Kick the tires. Take one of our models for a spin. And if you have any questions, just as for me, Deadpan. I'll be glad to help you any way I can.
Sincerely,
Deadpan
The Factory Floor Supervisor
